Understandably, she’s a bit traumatized, and leery of these types of social gatherings, but she wants to reconnect with her bestie Chloe (Jude Demorest) and her new pal Yuejin (Olivia Liang). It looks very, very cheap, and exists in a dull no-man’s-land between self-satire and referential ’80s homage, never committing to an engaging style or tone. Only Shauna certainly believes this loony theory, since she has long asserted that something wacky happened in this bullshit town after the meteor hit.
And if it reminds people to stay at home on St. Patrick’s Day, that’s a public good. She bookends this episode via her video diary, introducing it with some blah blah about a meteor that crashed near her smallish college town in the late ’70s. The heart of the story belongs to Misty (Pepi Sonuga), a girl who recently went through something traumatic at a frat house and feels like she has been ignored by her best friend Chloe (Jude Demorest), who may be about to go off with one of those horrible dude bros, a guy named Aaron. No it’s not! 633, This story has been shared 596 times. Our Take: Some Crawlers stats: 0.75 jump scares, five principals, 1.43 actual characters, 0.23 of an idea, 17 percent of the chutzpah of a Cronenberg movie, …
Everything is perfectly timed to hide the actual killers and implicate the main character, repeatedly. Flash back a few days: It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and students are drinking and partying and drinking and puking and soon will be drinking and getting the crap killed out of them. An ’80s homage should be a guilty pleasure, but I was bored out of my gourd. She recently was roofied by some frat creeps, and she doesn’t remember what happened.
It manages to cram about 20 minutes of material into 82 minutes, cutting it up with Shauna’s “witty” narration over dumb freeze-frame shots. Are 'Below Deck Med's Alex Radcliffe and Bugsy Drake Dating? The St. Patrick’s Day episode of Into the Dark — Blumhouse-via-Hulu’s monthly horror anthology — is all about Leprechaun-themed Irish mythology. 662, This story has been shared 633 times.
The Gist: Shauna (Giorgia Whigham) is a drug dealer and a conspiracy-theorist wacko, but don’t mistake her for an untrustworthy narrator. After all, if aliens took over the drunken morons that turn bars into amateur night on St. Patrick’s Day, how long would it take you to notice? Sometimes, this holiday-themed series has something to say. Sorry, Lily Collins, Emily from 'Emily in Paris' is Definitely Not 22. Cloud DVR storage space is limited. 416, This story has been shared 370 times. Too bad that character never transcends silly stereotypes. 537, This story has been shared 511 times. What Movies Will It Remind You Of? Crawling also desperately wants us to recall ’80s cult-horror junk we saw on USA Up All Night when Rhonda Shear was host, but it frankly lacks the creative cache to do more than throw some synths on the soundtrack and pretend to be a Carpenter wannabe. Number of permitted concurrent streams will vary based on the terms of your subscription. Compatible device and high-speed, broadband Internet connection required.